Still looking for a Christmas, Hanukkah, Festivus, holiday-yet-to-be-invented gift for a loved (or tolerated) one? Skip the damn tsotchkes. Go with measles vaccines. Yes, measles vaccines. According to the Red Cross, measles kills an estimated 450 people each day worldwide and most of those are children.
What will it cost?
- vaccinations for 25 children: $25
- vaccinations for 50 children: $50
- vaccinations for 100 children: $100
- vaccinations for a village: $500
Forget getting your best friend Call of Duty Modern Warfare 3! Get 50 vaccinations instead. In that holiday card to your boss, let them know they’ve vaccinated 25 kids. Splurge on that flats screen TV with you tax return. For now, vaccinate a village – A WHOLE VILLAGE!
How do you do it? The Red Cross has made it ridiculously easy! A pull-down menu let’s you select 25, 500, 100 or whole village vaccinations and a few clicks later, you’re buying vaccines online from the Red Cross.
Click here: JAYFK Holiday Vaccine Drive
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@DrRubidium JAYFK Editor-in-Commandant JAYFK
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