You know the type. Buy them a gift and they always find a problem with it. These people are known as ‘ungrateful bastards’ and they are a pain in the ass to shop for. Well, have we got the perfect gift for the ungrateful bastards in your life! Measles vaccinations for kids!
Picture it, a gift exchange, this holiday season. You hand that ungrateful bastard a card that says the following…
According to the Red Cross, measles still kills an estimated 450 people each day worldwide, mostly children. In your honor, a donation has been made to Red Cross to provide 25 children the measles vaccine.
There is simply no way an ungrateful bastard can complain about this gift without sounding like a complete and total douchebag. Perfect!
Don’t delay, get the perfect gift for that ungrateful bastard today!
Click here: JAYFK Holiday Vaccine Drive
Editorial Material & MethodsmA double-dose of holiday cheer was used to complete this post.